Shrub is going nowhere. He cannot understand. That he'll be gone one day, Then he won't rule this land. Cloning people's quite an idea. Just watch out what they do. Let's make sure they'll never clone a Duh-Buh-You. Shrub's the Always Dumb One. Just hear the things he'll say. Do not heed this Dumb One. Boot him Election Day. He could screw the whole world over, Before his reign is through. Let's make sure they'll never clone a Duh-Buh-You.

Took a long, long, journey
To Crawford, to hide.
Shrub can't walk through the storm...
Without his guide (Dick's his guide).

Bush's family fortune
Can't measure Shrub at all.
He could lose power tomorrow,
And watch his regime fall.
"In '04, I'll lose," the Shrub fears,
"I don't know what to do."
Let's make sure they'll never clone a Duh-Buh-You.

A Duh-Buh-You... A Duh-Buh-You.

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