Pacemaker
(Sung to the tune of "Heartbreaker" by Dionne Warwick)

(As sung by Vice President Dick Cheney:)

(instrumental intro)

I've got to say it - it's not hard to see.
I don't like dying, but it's a possibility.
Shrub, I'm relievin' while we're in this town.
You can't trust W. when I... ain't around.
And I...

Gave Shrub a warning about "playing ball."
Shrub owes me everything, or he will fall.
I hear him chatter, "Dick, what should I do?"
I've made a life savin' W.

I am the King of this team, although Dubya is trying...
Relying on my brain.
This regime's lurching around, 
And the Shrub, they're lambasting.
Feeling the strain... 
My chest was hurting again...

That's why I got a brand new... pacemaker.
This job's too pressing for W.
Press is just giving him hell, when he blunders.
That's W.

That's why I got a brand new... pacemaker.
My past four heart attacks have mortified me!
Suddenly everything I've ever plotted... could pass me by...
This regime may end, if I should die.

The Shrub's no stronger with me playing nurse.
I'm sick of trying to prop him up, it must be my curse.
Bush is the front man for this monarchy.
Things would be smoother if the king was me.

Look, and you'll find, I am really the power behind Shrub.
On me, Shrub will rely... or this regime will not fly.

That's why I got a brand new... pacemaker.
My past four heart attacks have mortified me!
Suddenly everything I've ever plotted... could pass me by...

That's why I got a brand new... pacemaker.
This job's too pressing for W.
Press is just giving him hell, when he blunders.
That's W.

(instrumental break)

That's why I got a brand new... pacemaker.
My past four heart attacks have mortified me!
Suddenly everything I've ever plotted... could pass me by...


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