The Bush Named Noelle
(Sung to the tune of "The First Noel") - Click musical icon again for the second verse
(instrumental intro)
 
The Bush named Noelle
Was no angel, they say.
It's for certain the daughter of Jeb got away
With wielding influence, getting pills to help sleep.
Got her Xanax illegally, for hers to keep.

Noelle, Noelle...
Noelle, Noelle...
Niece of the king of our oil cartel.

She was locked up, then we saw
She was niece of the czar.
Daddy Jeb was displeased that the press got this far.
Oh, to have such clout by birth,
Wielded as a birth right.
To be coddled and shielded by shills for the Right.

Noelle, Noelle...
Noelle, Noelle...
Niece of the king of our oil cartel.
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