Do You Want To Say No Way, Jose?
(Sung to the tune of "Do You Know the Way to San Jose" by Dionne Warwick) 
Do you want to say, "No way, Jose"?
G.O.P. stayed too long
They are dead wrong
Send them away

Do you want to say, "No way, Jose"?
They have an ax to grind
'Cause they're all blind
Here's what we say:

Voters gave them too much leeway
Government shut downs
Just went too far
They're attacking the president with Ken Starr
The election nears
Laws didn't pass
'Cause all they do is attack Bill
Their point of view is full of gas

Do you want to say, "No way, Jose"?
They've lost a lot of face
They'll lose the race and they'll all pay

We have sworn to raise issues today
So we can work to beat them at the polls
Don't let them stay

Sex and scandal is their magnet
But it hit them just too close to home
With their team torn apart, they'll attempt to atone
After losing Newt, who's gone away
But they are on
A downward trend
Let's tell Ken Starr:
"Get lost today."

"This will never end!" is what they say...
(wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo)
G.O.P.'s attack is here to stay...
(wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo)
Do you want to say "No way, Jose"...
(wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo)


Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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