Newt's A Real Nowhere Man
(Sung to the tune of "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles) 
Newt's a real nowhere man
Sitting out in nowhere land
Eating all his great big plans
He's nobody

Hasn't changed his point of view
Knows not how the chance he blew
Isn't he a bitter man truly?

Nowhere man didn't listen
Leadership he was missing
Nowhere man, you failed and
You've lost your command

He's as blind as he can be
Just see what he wants to see
Nowhere man
Could you forsee your fall?

Nowhere man got surly
Take your time, eat early
Eat it all till somebody else
Sends you a brand
(Ah, la, la, la, la)

Hasn't changed his point of view
Knows not how the chance he blew
Isn't he a bitter man truly?

Nowhere man didn't listen
Leadership he was missing
Nowhere man, you failed and
You've lost your command
(Ah, la, la, la, la)

Newt's a real nowhere man
Sitting out in nowhere land
Eating all his great big plans, he's nobody
Eating all his great big plans, he's nobody
Eating all his great big plans, he's nobody 


Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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