The Ogre
(Sung to "The Joker" by The Steve Miller Band)

(instrumental intro)

Some people call him Air Space Pigboy, yeah
Some people call him the Gangster Of Flush
Some people call him Pig Grease (oink, oink)
'Cause we speak of the pompous one called Rush

He will talk about Bush Baby
Sayin' Bush can do no wrong, do no wrong
Well, now he's worried, now he's worried
'Cause the right wing, right wing, right wing, right wing is doomed

'Cause he's a prick and, he's no thinner
He's a lover of big dinners
He plays bad music just for fun
He's an ogre, with an odor
He's a hard right ogre
He's always tryin' to hurt someone

'Cause he's a prick and, he's no thinner
He's a lover of big dinners
He plays bad music just for fun
He's an ogre, with an odor
He's a hard right ogre
We got the right wing on the run

'Cause he's a prick and, he's no thinner
He's a lover of big dinners
He plays bad music just for fun
He's an ogre, with an odor
He's a hard right ogre
We got the right wing on the run

Here's the truest thing that we ever did say
We really hate Rush Limbaugh, want to make him pay
Ditto monkey, ditto monkey, ditto monkey all the time
Hope his radio show will die in good time

(instrumental break)

'Cause he's a prick and, he's no thinner
He's a lover of big dinners
He plays bad music just for fun
He's an ogre, with an odor
He's a hard right ogre
We'll have the right wing on the run

'Cause he's a prick and, he's no thinner
He's a lover of big dinners
He plays bad music just for fun
He's an ogre, with an odor
He's a hard right ogre
He's always tryin' to hurt someone

Whooooo? Whooooo?

He will talk about Bush Baby
Sayin' Bush can do no wrong, do no wrong
Well, now he's worried, now he's worried
'Cause the right wing is doomed

Here's the truest thing that we ever did say
We really hate Rush Limbaugh, want to make him pay
Ditto monkey, ditto monkey, ditto monkey all the time
Hope his radio show will die in good time

'Cause he's a prick and, he's no thinner
He's a lover of big dinners
He plays bad music just for fun
He's an ogre, with an odor
He's a hard right ogre
We got the right wing on the run

(Repeat chorus and fade)



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