If you hear him prowling around the convention floor
Better not let him in
The little people got screwed by the law
Oilmen of Houston again
Ahwoooo. Oilman of Houston
He's the heavy-handed thug, who creates the smog
Lately his factory has been fouling the air
Better stay away from him
He'll smoke your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to see my lawyer
Ahwoo. Oilman of Houston
Well, I saw Dick Cheney walking like a queen
Kissing the Oilmen of Houston
I saw George Dubya walking like a queen
Kissing the Oilmen of Houston
I saw an Oilman passing checks to that traitor Dick
His air was perfect
Ahwwoooo. Oilmen of Houston
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