Oilmen of Houston
(Sung to the tune of "Werewolves of Lonon" by Warren Zevon)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

I saw an oilman with a fat check in his hand
Looking for a Republican that he could tame
He talked with daddy Bush about who he could buy
Told him that George Dubya was in the game
Ahwooo, Oilman of Houston

If you hear him prowling around the convention floor
Better not let him in
The little people got screwed by the law
Oilmen of Houston again
Ahwoooo. Oilman of Houston

He's the heavy-handed thug, who creates the smog
Lately his factory has been fouling the air
Better stay away from him
He'll smoke your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to see my lawyer
Ahwoo. Oilman of Houston

Well, I saw Dick Cheney walking like a queen
Kissing the Oilmen of Houston
I saw George Dubya walking like a queen
Kissing the Oilmen of Houston
I saw an Oilman passing checks to that traitor Dick
His air was perfect
Ahwwoooo. Oilmen of Houston



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