They Fixed My Heart With A Pacemaker
(Sung to the tune "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" by Tony Bennett)
By Wm. K. Tong and Alvin Dover

(As sung by Vice President Dick Cheney:)

(instrumental intro)

They fixed my heart.... with a pacemaker.
My nitro pills... are all with me.
I'm Bush's Shadow - The Czar,
'Cause Bush is so below par.
His policies may kill the air... we don't care.

My part is there... I'm the king-maker.
I pull the strings, but you don't see.
To control W., need my pacemaker.
Be sure to save his desk for me!

(long instrumental break)

They fixed my heart.... with a pacemaker.
My nitro pills... are all with me.
I'm Bush's Shadow - The Czar,
'Cause Bush is so below par.
His policies may kill the air... we don't care.

My part is there... I'm the king-maker.
I pull the strings, but you don't see.
To control W., need my pacemaker.
Be sure to save his desk for me!


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