Going Up the Pharmacy
 (Sung to the tune of "Going Up The Country" by Canned Heat)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(As sung by Jeb's daughter, Noelle Bush:)

(instrumental intro)

I'm going up the pharmacy to pick-up my medication.
I'm going up the pharmacy; I called-in a forged prescription.
I'm going to a place where I got Xanax before.

I'm going, I'm going where no one knows my dad's the gov'nor.
I'm going where the pharmacist don't ask questions.
I'll be high on Xanax cruising in mom's car.
 
(instrumental break)

But I can't leave the drive-through, I can't get away.
Gawd, can't leave the premises, cops are everywhere.
What the ef, I'm busted, gotta call Dad for bail.

Hey, I'm a Bush gal, I will get no jail time.
You know how the game is played, Mr. Deputy.
Just exactly what I'm arrested for, I just can't say.
I might even try it again at another Walgreen's.

(instrumental break)

'Cause we own FLA and Noelle wants to get high
No use of me running or screaming and crying...

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