Phony Baloney
(Sung to the tune of "Only The Lonely" by Roy Orbison)


(Background refrain:)
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya...
Dick Cheney's proppin' up ya...
Dumb words from dumb Dubya...
Phony baloney, phony baloney.

Phony baloney (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya)
From Bush, the puppet of the Right (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya).
Phony baloney (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya)
Dim bulb without any light (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya)
 
There goes Bush Baby...
Flubbing his part...
His handlers never...
Can make him smart.
His phony baloney... from on high...
Phony baloney...

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya...
Dick Cheney's proppin' up ya...
Dumb words from dumb Dubya...
Phony baloney, phony baloney.
 

Phony baloney (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya)
Covers mistakes he's been through (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya).
Phony baloney (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya)
Because he'll lie, he'll lie to you (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya).

He prays tomorrow...
He'll get a chance...
To just borrow...
Our cash advance...
Phony baloney tax breaks...
For the rich only (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dubya).


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