Bush The Puppet Man
(Sung to the tune of "Puppet Man" by The Fifth Dimension)

(As sung by executives of Big Business to Dubya:)
 
(instrumental intro)

Bushie Baby, we know it's true.
Need a puppet just like you.
You'll do anything we say.
We wouldn't have it any other way.
In your heart's a corporate soul,
Giving us complete control.
Any time that we need anything,
We'll pull your string.
We'll pull your string.
Puppet man, puppet man...

Bushie Baby, you're our sweet pet.
You're our personal marionette.
Wind you up, and watch you go.
No one knows we run the show.
We're all winners when you perform
To stack the deck, stack it as our pawn.
Any time that we need anything,
We'll pull your string.
We'll pull your string.
Puppet man, puppet man...

Bushie Baby, we're more than you need.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Anytime you lose a fight.
We're at your service,
Helping the far right.
Do what we want you to!
You're our puppet, W.
Any time that we need anything,
We'll pull your string.
We'll pull your string.
Puppet man, puppet man...


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