The Racist Song
(Sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole")
By Alvin Dover & W. Tong


(instrumental intro)
 
Mister Trent Lott withered under fire.
Racist past we all oppose.
What Lott said earned the citizens' ire.
Yes, Lott messed up from words he chose.

Everybody knows he's racist and Lott has to go.
He deserved just what he got.
A dark spot from his past which arose.
Now we have seen the fall of Lott.

So Dubya shoved Lott on his way.
The White House feigned a lot of 
Outrage and dismay.
Lott got his party riled, and here is why:  
They fear their far right wing agenda may not fly.

Lott goes, for offering Strom words of praise.
For Lott loved segregation, too.
Although Lott once led, he's been sent on his way.
Too bad, racists - boo hoo!

So Dubya shoved Lott on his way.
The White House feigned a lot of outrage and dismay.
Lott got his party riled, and here is why:
They fear their far right wing agenda may not fly.

Lott goes, for offering Strom words of praise.
For Lott loved segregation, too.
Although Lott once led, he's been sent on his way.
Too bad, racists - boo hoo!


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