They Tried To Railroad Bill
(Sung to the tune of "Railroad Bill")
Chorus:
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill

"Railroad Bill" was a mighty keen plan
For the far right wing did truly hate this man
So they tried to railroad Bill

Chorus

Getting Bill is their goal for life
While their party implodes from internal strife
Still they try to railroad Bill

Chorus

Though they've been trying since '92
Defeating Bill Clinton's what they cannot do
Still they try to railroad Bill

Chorus

Used Kenneth Starr to dig up dirt
But when it backfired, only they got hurt
Still they try to railroad Bill

Chorus

They screamed impeachment; screamed for the noose
With Kenneth Starr still out on the loose
Still they try to railroad Bill

Chorus

Lost the elections - lost those seats
"Getting" Bill Clinton led to their defeats
Still they try to railroad Bill

Chorus

Gingrich was shocked as the G.O.P fell
Saw his right wing agenda go straight to hell
Still they try to railroad Bill

Chorus

Gingrich retired in shame and defeat
At the Senate trial, the G.O.P got beat
Still they try to railroad Bill

Chorus

The G.O.P. - well, they're really bad
When the right wing's gone, we'll be really glad
Still they try to railroad Bill

Chorus



Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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