They got set back, they were bound to fail.
When Newt lost his Speakership.
They bashed Bill Clinton just for sport.
With help from Linda Tripp.

But fate wasn't kind to Republicans.
Their Gipper was no cure.
Their past insured they'd fail today.
What they need is a Fuhrer.
They just need a Fuhrer.

Their rhetoric is sounding tough.
The NRA's their boss.
They don't have the courage to know what to do,
To stop another loss...
To stop another loss!

They failed many times before
With men like Dole, Kemp, Bush and Quayle.
Can't win again,
'Cause Gipper stood
For millionaires like Mellon Scaife.
They'll move too far
To the right, they can't understand
Why Republicans fail.

Republican glory has passed away. They fear they will lose this time. They're going to make a mess of things, Throwing lots of slime. The big states and the issues, too. Will be a real test. For W's so full of bull, But his party thinks he's best.

They drone: "The right wing voters are
What we need for victory."
Republicans will do so.
They're simians mentally!

Rejoice with us the weakness of
The party of Dan Quayle.
Election Day's not far away...
Help Republicans fail! 

This song was written from a suggestion by Brad Ryerson - visit his web site: The Cosmic Divide

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