Rescue Me
(Sung to the tune of "Rescue Me" by Fontella Bass)

Rescue me from
Environmental harm
Rescue me from
The right wing funny farm

'Cause they're only
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me

Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Can't you see that they're only... G.O.P.?

Rescue me
The G.O.P. ain't smart
Rescue me
Their Contract's gonna start

'Cause they're only
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me

Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Come on, baby! And rescue me!
Can't you see that they're only... G.O.P.?

musical break

Rescue me
Come on and save this land
Rescue me
Stop Newt and take a stand

'Cause they're only
G.O.P.
I need you
To protect me
Come on and rescue me

Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Newt's a baby (Newt's a baby)
He's a baby (He's a baby)
What a baby (What a baby)
Mmm-hmm (mmm-hmm)
Can't you see that they're only...  G.O.P?



Copyright © 1996 by W. Tong

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