Ridge Goes Over The Rainbow

Ridge Goes Over The Rainbow
Tom Ridge, Director of Homeland Security, hamstrung by lack of real clout over other agencies, shows us his colors (inspired by the title of a column by Arianna Huffington)
(Sung to the tune of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" by Judy Garland, from "The Wizard of Oz")

(instrumental intro)

Ridge goes over the rainbow,
Can't say why
We must face vague alerts of
What terrorists may try.

Ridge goes over the rainbow.
Green, then blue...
Yellow, orange, then red means
Terrorist threats are true.

Ridge was appointed as the czar
To oversee the homeland, our security.
His troubles felt, our morale drops.
Coordination really flops.
His clout is tiny...

Ridge goes over the rainbow.
Watch the sky.
Color codes form a rainbow.
Hide when the risk is high.

Ridge was appointed as the czar
To oversee the homeland, our security.
His troubles felt, our morale drops.
Coordination really flops
His clout is tiny...

Ridge goes over the rainbow.
Watch the sky.
Color codes form a rainbow.
Hide when the risk is high.

Ridge was appointed as the czar
To oversee the homeland, our security.
His troubles felt, our morale drops.
Coordination really flops
His clout is tiny...

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