Rotten Apple Named Shrub
(Sung to the tune of "Chapel of Love" by The Dixie Cups)


(instrumental intro)

Sing it here, 'bout the Bush Boys' coup (ain't it so?)
Fraud's their thing, and it's all true
Election day, they staged their coup
Bush would never have beaten Al Gore
And we know...

(Chorus:)
Shrub's a rotten apple
Whom the right wing has ca-a-arried
Shrub's a rotten apple
Whom the right wing has ca-a-arried
See, we really loathe him
And we hope he gets ha-a-arried
Talking 'bout the apple named Shrub

(instrumental break)

Hell's freezing... if the Bush son's not slime (ain't it so?)
The fault's his, it was his crime
The Shrub will soon... be out of time
He'll forever be less than Al Gore
'Cause we know...

Shrub's a rotten apple
Whom the right wing has ca-a-arried
Shrub's a rotten apple
Whom the right wing has ca-a-arried
See, we really loathe him
And we hope he gets ha-a-arried
Talking 'bout the apple named Shrub

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Talking 'bout the apple named Shrub
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Talking 'bout the apple named Shrub

(fade)


Here is the Rush Limbaugh version of this parody, Drivel of Rush
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