Rudolph The New York Mayor
(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" )


You know Rudy is running for Senate 'gainst Hillary
Comically stupid, his antics we'll pillory
He could lose it all
The 2000 election this fall

Rudolph the New York Mayor
Is a very slimy foe
And if you ever saw him
You would know what New York knows

The people of his city
Often laugh and call him names
They get upset when Rudolph
Plays his demagogic games

Next year on Election Eve
New York State will say:
"Rudolph and the hard-nosed Right...
Won't you lose your seats tonight?"

Then, pow! The pain will numb him
Democrats shout out with glee:
"Rudolph the New York Mayor,
You'll go down 'gainst Hillary!"


Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

This song was written from a suggestion by Regina Litman - visit her web site, Hot Doggest Night

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