Rudolph The New York
Mayor
(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph The
Red-Nosed Reindeer" )
You know Rudy is
running for Senate 'gainst Hillary
Comically stupid, his antics we'll pillory
He could lose it all
The 2000 election this fall
Rudolph the New York
Mayor
Is a very slimy foe
And if you ever saw him
You would know what New York knows
The people of his
city
Often laugh and call him names
They get upset when Rudolph
Plays his demagogic games
Next year on Election
Eve
New York State will say:
"Rudolph and the hard-nosed Right...
Won't you lose your seats tonight?"
Then, pow! The pain
will numb him
Democrats shout out with glee:
"Rudolph the New York Mayor,
You'll go down 'gainst Hillary!"
Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong
This song was written from a suggestion by Regina Litman - visit her web site, Hot Doggest Night
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