Rush Is Full Of Crock
(Sung to the tune of "Loves Me Like A Rock" by Paul Simon)

(instrumental intro)

Spewing hate has been his ploy.
He'll pay the Devil for his fame.
We say, "Now, who do...
Who do you think you're fooling?"
He's overrated, but he's coy.
Right winger who is under fire.

Dittoheads love him, they love him.
But we just love to tease and bug him.
Because Rush is full of crock.
Yeah, Rush is full of crock,
And we just loathe him.

He helps the right wing all he can.
Pays the Devil for all his fame.
We say, "Now, who do...
Who do you think you're fooling?"
He's a constipated man.
Attacking social security.

Dittoheads love him, they love him.
But we just love to tease and bug him.
Because Rush is full of crock.
Yeah, Rush is full of crock,
And we just loathe him.

Hates Bill Clinton, President.
G.O.P. Congress plays his game.
And he'd say, "We don't...
We do not like who's ruling!
We want the Presidential seal!"
We can't leave the election up to them.

Dittoheads love him, they love him.
But we just love to tease and bug him.
Because Rush is full of crock.
Yeah, Rush is full of crock,
And we just loathe him.

(Gospel refrain)
Rush is full of crock...
Rush is full of crock...
Rush is full of crock...
Rush is full of crock...

(repeat gospel refrain)


Here's an alternate Bush version of this song parody: Shrub Will Bomb Iraq
More song parodies from the Flush Rush Song Book


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