Rush Limbaugh Is Dumbing Them Down

Rush Limbaugh Is Dumbing Them Down
(Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")

(instrumental intro)

Will Limbaugh the Lout tell listeners why
He demagogues, shouts, and sells the Big Lie?
Rush Limbaugh is dumbing them down.

Rush Limbaugh gets pissed, if you ask him twice,
Or catch him off guard giving his sheep advice.
Rush Limbaugh is dumbing them down.

His hate fest has been keeping
Our nation less awake.
He'll try to tell you Bush is good
Rush is good selling the Fake... so...

Will Limbaugh the Lout tell listeners why
He demagogues, shouts, and sells the Big Lie?
Rush Limbaugh is dumbing them down.

The dittoheads howl - they coddle this fool.
He soon will go deaf, for being so cruel.
Rush Limbaugh is dumbing them down.

His dittohead swarms are beating the drums.
There is no dispute - they're Rush's dum-dums.
Rush Limbaugh is dumbing them down.

A hit in radioland - Rush plugs himself with glee.
He's tried to keep his weight gain down.
Not a pound of decency... so...

Will Limbaugh the Lout tell listeners why
He demagogues, shouts, and sells the Big Lie?
Rush Limbaugh is dumbing them down.

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John Ashcroft Is Hunting You Down | G.O.P. Is Running This Town
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