Rush Is A Pox
(Sung to the tune of "Love On The Rocks" by Neil Diamond)

Raved from the start
Behaved like a troll
He fights his own fear
That his party will fold
Their chance is gone
Now all their pieces form a pile

First he'll say he wants to
Play fair, discuss the issues
Suddenly you find he's unfair
Squawking up a storm
When he postures for the ratings
He calls it debating
Nothing Rush can do or say
You can't believe what he will say
We all know he's wrong

He'll feed on misdeeds
And say with a taunt
He says it ain't true
His appeal is now gone
He'll be surprised enough
When he's told we think Rush is a pox

First he'll say he wants to
Play fair, discuss the issues
Suddenly you find he's unfair
Squawking up a storm
When he postures for the ratings
He calls it debating
Nothing Rush can do or say
You can't believe what he will say
We all know he's wrong

Rush is a pox
Ain't no surprise
His fans don't think
When he's selling his lies
Their chance is gone
Now all their pieces form a pile

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