Saturday
Night Specials
The NRA is always able
To bribe officials of this land
No other way you can explain it
Why firearms are hard to ban
Saturday Night specials are a tragedy
Saturday Night specials are the trigger-happy's fantasy
Republicans are nosy
Yet they all stay away
From any gun regulation
They fear the NRA
Armed lunatics got bolder
Such firepower in their hands
We lead the world in gun deaths
You've got to understand...
Saturday Night specials are a tragedy
Saturday Night specials are the trigger-happy's fantasy
(instrumental break)
They won't even ban assault guns
Because the far, far Right
Will quote the Second Amendment
And shout with all their might:
"The government will nab you,
Federal boys will bring you down
Better hang on your guns, so
You be free, unbound!"
Saturday Night specials are a tragedy
Saturday Night specials are the trigger-happy's fantasy
Saturday Night specials are a tragedy
Saturday Night specials are the trigger-happy's fantasy
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