Save Your Last Dime For Me

Save Your Last Dime For Me
(Sung to the tune of "Save The Last Dance For Me" by the Drifters)

He can rant
And just chant a big lie
With blood in his eye
For the religious right

He won't smile
At what's on TV
Tele-tubbies he sees
Are such a frightful sight

He won't forget who's watching at home
And where their money's going to be
Says Jerry:
"Save your last dime for me"

Oh I know
That he spoke for the Right
And the real uptight
Moral Majority

What a pain
While he likes to shout
Mr. Falwell's clout
Has no authority

He won't forget who's watching at home
And where their money's going to be
Says Jerry:
"Save your last dime for me"

(instrumental break)

If you pay him, and believe it's so
He can heal you with his touch
He will never ever pass up dough
We do not like him much

Take a chance
For the next election
Will be a selection
Of who's going to rule

So go vote
Because if you decline
Then Jerry Falwell's line
Will start to run your school

And don't forget to watch him at home
And where your money ought to be
Says Jerry:
"Save your last dime for me!"

Repeat last three verses

Here's a song parody about Pat Robertson and the Christian Coalition:
Mr. Robertson (Mrs. Robinson)