You Shouldn't Be Scheming

You Shouldn't Be Scheming
(Sung to the tune of "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(instrumental intro)

You've got no brain in that head.
And you don't play by the rules.
Unending war in Afghanistan.
Poppy's revenge on Saddam.

What ya doin' behind our back, huh?
What ya doin' behind our back, duh!
You shouldn't be scheming, yeah.
Scheming, yeah.

Justify massive tax cuts for the rich.
Ineptness and bumbling policies.
Secured caves and bomb shelters.
The shadow government.

What ya doin' behind our back, huh?
What ya doin' behind our back, duh!
You shouldn't be scheming, yeah
Scheming, yeah

(instrumental break)

Tom Ridge plans to make me secure.
Color-coded terrorist alert.
Singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider."
Cheney's energy policy secrets.

What ya doin' behind our back, huh?
What ya doin' behind our back, duh!
You shouldn't be scheming, yeah.
Scheming, yeah.

What ya doin' behind our back, huh?
What ya doin' behind our back, duh!
You shouldn't be scheming, yeah
Scheming, yeah...

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