He Screwed Enron

He Screwed Enron
(Sung to the tune of "Da Doo Ron Ron" by The Crystals)

(instrumental intro)

He bankrupted his company and left them the bill.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.
Lay's buddy Bush said he's blameless, still...
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.

Yeah, Lay left the bill.
Yeah, he's Bush's shill.
And if he talks, Shrub's done.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.

The carcass now is stinking; Lay let Enron die.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.
Employees riot; were hung to dry.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.

Yeah, Lay let Enron die.
They were hung to dry.
And if he talks, Shrub's done.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.

(instrumental break)

Filed Chapter 11, the end of the line.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.
Will Lay go to jail, or pay a fine?
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.

Will Ken Lay serve time?
Will Lay pay a fine?
And if he talks, Shrub's done
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.

He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.
He screwed Enron, yeah, he screwed Enron.

(repeat refrain and fade)

Here's another version of this parody by Darrell Decker: Unto Enron
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