Making Sense Out of Nothing At All
(Sung to the tune of "Making Love Out of Nothing at All" by Air Supply)
Guest song parody by Bo Bielefeldt

(instrumental intro)

(DUBYA:)
I know just how to flip-flop
And I know just how to cry.
I know just how to steal the ballots
And I know just how to lie.
I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme.
I just can’t seem to face the truth,
But then I know just when to dream.
And I know just how to screw you,
Though I have nothing to prove.
I know how to make you cower,
But I know it can make me lose.
And I know my reign is fading,
And I know my time's gonna fly.
And I'm never gonna tell you everything I've hidden from you,
But you know it’s gonna nail me sometime.
And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways to shame.
I know all the rules and then I know how to break 'em
And I’m always cheating to win the game.

Well, I don't know how to lead you,
But I'll be impeached by fall,
And I don't know how I do it,
Making sense out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.

(instrumental break)

(BIELEFELDT:)
Everytime I see you, all the lies from the right
Come defending all the holes in your plans,
And every star on the tube is taking aim at those lies like a spotlight.
You’re beating our nation like a drum, and it's sore,
And it's looking for some safety with Dems.
You can take the sun that burning endlessly bright
And turn it into the darkness at the pit of the night.
I've gotta avoid it 'cause everything you know--
Well, it's nothing when it’s coming from you!

(instrumental break)

(DUBYA:)
I can make Tom Daschle stumble,
But he’ll make the final block.
I can make every sidestep at the hands of my VP
And make another Republican crock.
I could make my rule forever,
But you can make it disappear in ‘04.
I have made you every promise that has ever been made
And some that have never been made before.

But I'm never gonna keep them, despite you,
So you’ll really wanna see me fall.
Well, you know I’m gonna do it like I do,
Making sense out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all.
Out of nothing at all...


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