Shield Him From This
(Sung to the tune of "Sealed With A Kiss" by Brian Hyland)


(As sung by Karl Rove to Ari Fleischer)
 
(instrumental intro)

Karen Hughes has said goodbye.
What a bummer!
Ari, just promise me this:
Protection of our Shrub every day must be better.
Shield him from this.

We'll just have to be more bold; smart, not dumber.
Without Karen, it's a mess.
Protection of our Shrub every day must be better.
Shield him from this.

Keep listening to the Far Right.
George Dubya's their choice, and their heir.
Just tell people, "Do as we've told you!"
Disarm them, keep them in despair.

We will keep war fever high for the summer.
They'll love our Shrub for this,
And boost our campaign pledges for this November.
Just shield him from this.
 

Karen Hughes has said goodbye.
What a bummer!
Ari, just promise me this:
Protection of our Shrub every day must be better.
Shield him from this.

We will keep war fever high for the summer.
They'll love our Shrub for this,
And boost our campaign pledges for this November.
Just shield him from this.

Keep listening to the Far Right.
George Dubya's their choice, and their heir.
Just tell people, "Do as we've told you!"
Disarm them, keep them in despair.

We'll just have to be more bold; smart, not dumber.
Without Karen, it's a mess.
Protection of our Shrub every day must be better.
Shield him from this.
Shield him from this...
Shield him from this...


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