Shocks The Whole World
Bush shocks the world by continuing to defend the recently leaked "Nuke 'Em First" contingency plans against seven nations, including friend and foe
(Sung to the tune of "Top of the World" by The Carpenters)

(instrumental intro)

Now revealed by Bush & Company
Was their blunder in nuke weapon policy.
When the world realized, Poppy's son feigned surprise.
More war profits are prized by Bush's team.

Everything we want the world to be
Can soon come unglued by his presidency.
And the reason is clear - it's because people fear
Bush could bring us Armageddon through his dream.

Bush Baby shocks the whole world, could blow up all creation,
Targeting those seven nations, shooting blind.
'Cause when rubber hits ground, we've convinced he is unsound.
Dr. Strangelove Bush just shocks the whole world.

(instrumental break)

(Sung by Bush:)
"Nuke wars we can win - it's just a game.
Arms proliferation?  Bah!  I'm not to blame.
Got my war powers with ease; civil rights, I will freeze.
'Cause as president, things happen just for me."

All over the world, he would find
Evildoers who weigh heavy on his mind.
To our sorrow, we see he's destroyed democracy.
All he needs are more blind sheep ruled by fear.

Bush Baby shocks the whole world, could blow up all creation,
Targeting those seven nations, shooting blind.
'Cause when rubber hits ground, we've convinced he is unsound.
Dr. Strangelove Bush just shocks the whole world.

Bush Baby shocks the whole world, could blow up all creation,
Targeting those seven nations, shooting blind.
'Cause when rubber hits ground, we've convinced he is unsound.
Dr. Strangelove Bush just shocks the whole world.

(instrumental ending)


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