Smirk's Out Of Control
(Sung to the tune of "Shake, Rattle & Roll" by Big Joe Turner)


Shrub's out of his head
He wants to lead this land
Shrub's out of his head
He wants to lead this land
Past scandals he's ditchin'
While he toys with his plots and plans

His handlers clean his messes
And try to hide the truth
His handlers clean his messes
And try to hide the truth
Just don't believe his lies
When you step in the voting booth

Chorus:
Hey, that Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Well, this man knows nothing
The right wing's got his soul

(instrumental break)

He's a tool of the NRA
And Religious Right
He's a tool of the NRA
And Religious Right
He lets his state execute folks
Who can't put up a fight

They say he's a tool of Big Oil
And now we know
They say he's a tool of Big Oil
And now we know
The more they raise gas prices
The faster our money goes

Chorus:
Hey, that Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Well, this man knows nothing
The right wing's got his soul

(instrumental break)

His campaign's falling flat
Tryin' to run against Al Gore
His campaign's falling flat
Tryin' to run against Al Gore
His payback's overdue
And he's not so wild no more

On Capitol Hill
The G.O.P. retreats
On Capitol Hill
The G.O.P. retreats
'Cause they all realize
That in November, they'll get beat

Chorus:
Hey, that Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Smirk's out of control
Well, this man knows nothing
The right wing's got his soul


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