Mr. Smirk's Unwanted

Mr. Smirk's Unwanted
During 2000, 51 million voters chose Gore over Bush by a margin of over 540,000
(Sung to the tune of "Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley)

(instrumental intro)

His "War on Terra" is all just a ruse.
Bush needed something, so he wouldn't lose.
He loves power to abuse.
Mr. Smirk's unwanted.

9/11 was disaster, 'cause it happened here.
But for Bush, it did good; took advantage of fear.
Cross him, and you'll "disappear."
Mr. Smirk's unwanted.

Keeps on f*cking up.
Polls are going down.
Keeps on f*cking up.
Polls are going down.
Keeps on f*cking up.
Polls are going down.
Keeps on f*cking up.
Bush is just a clown.

Over 3,000 people died, who could be alive.
Bush was warned about the plane crash,
While in his Crawford hive.
If you're not rich, you don't survive.
Mr. Smirk's unwanted.

"Lucky me - I hit the Trifecta!"

See the Bush Administration put us into debt.
The good ol' boys in the newsroom haven't told you yet.
They roll over like a pet.
Mr. Smirk's unwanted.

(instrumental break)

Yes, we really need to find out what's going on.
Yes, we really wanted to know just how far he's gone.
Scandals rocking Bush's throne.
Mr. Smirk's unwanted.

Obsessed about secrets; keeps telling us lies.
Bush got his dirty little fingers in everybody's pie.
We'd love to cut Bush down to size.
Mr. Smirk's unwanted.

Let him go and play Nintendo, when we oust this king.
All the press has done... is to kiss George Bush's ring.
We all know what crap he'll sling.
Mr. Smirk's unwanted.

Here's a pre-Election 2000 version of this parody: Smirk From Austin
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