I snorted cocaine,
But I want to jail minorities
I snorted cocaine,
But I want to jail minorities

All around Texas, they are trying to track me down
They say they want to track it down
About the snorting of white cocaine
For the snorting of pure cocaine

But I say

I snorted cocaine,
But I want to jail minorities
Yes, I snorted cocaine,
But for them, it is a capital offense

The honest press always hated me
For all that I won't say
For every time I jail someone else
They say why they and not you
Yes, they say why they and not you
And I say

I snort the cocaine,
But I swear it was a youthful game
Yes, I snort the cocaine,
But I swear it was a youthful game

Politics came my way one day
And I started to calm down
All of a sudden the press is nosing round
Aiming to shoot me down
So, I stoned walled down
Yes, I did, I stoned walled down
I say...

I snorted cocaine,
But I want to jail minorities
Yes, I snorted cocaine,
But I want to jail minorities

Reporters will get the better of me
And what is to be must be
Everyday my cover up goes well
But one day the secret will come out
Yes one day the secret will come out
I say...

I snorted cocaine
But I ain't  no damn minority
Yes, I snorted cocaine,
But I jail only minorities...

(repeat last verse and fade)

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