Robert
Dole's Speeches
I got no grudge against the G.O.P.
But Pat Buchanan is pure misery
And Stevie Forbes is just a big rich nerd
The other guys were left back in the herd
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He's running first along the campaign trail
And Alexander's train would soon derail
He hopes Buchanan and his pitch will fail
We'll say to Forbes our votes are not for sale
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Their big convention's in the Golden State
And Dole's the one they're going to nominate
They'll make some noise in San Diego
But he's still got a long way to go
We're gonna hear some more of
Robert Dole's speeches
See how many voters he reaches
He's got a sharp tongue that just leaches
Acid from the ideas he teaches
He'd better practice what he preaches
If he wants a vote from me
If he wants a vote from me
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