Don't You Wish You Were Ken Starr?

Don't You Wish You Were Ken Starr?
(Sung to the tune of "When You Wish Upon A Star")

Don't you wish you were Ken Starr?
With his power, you'll go far
Any tactic he desires will have to do

With his massive legal team
No request is too extreme
When you wield the power of Starr
Nightmares come true

He's the kind
Who pays to those who love
The entrapment of anyone's wrongdoing

Like a dolt is apt to do
He'll step in and run you through
When you wield the power of Starr
Your nose turns blue

(instrumental interlude)

Like a dolt is apt to do
He steps in and runs you through
When you wield the power of Starr
Your nose turns blue