Stubborn Man
(Sung to the tune of "Southern Man" by Neil Young)

(instrumental intro)

Stubborn man, Ashcroft has misread.
He don't get just what the Good Book said.
He won't change, he lives in the past.
Now his bosses are learning fast.
Stubborn man...

Ashcroft's rotten and he hates blacks.
Used religion to make attacks.
Stubborn man, installed by party hacks.
People scream at his bullsh*t packing:
"So long!  So long!"

(instrumental break)

Stubborn man, Ashcroft has misread.
He don't get just what the Good Book said.
He won't change, he lives in the past.
Now his bosses are learning fast.
Stubborn man...

Give him hell; this crackpot is a clown.
He hates dissenters; he'll hunt them down.
Swear to God, in his Crisco he'll drown!
People scream at his bullsh*t packing:
"So long!  So long!"

(long instrumental break)

(repeat verses)


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