Takin' Care of Business
(Sung to the tune of "Takin' Care Of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive)
Guest song parody by Dimpled Chad
This song is available at his web site at http://www.dimpledchad.net, on his anti-Bush parody CD, "American Way"


As sung by pResident Dubya Bush:

(instrumental intro)

I get up every morning
And ignore the global warming;
Head out to the Oval Office, start my day.
I keep my donors all protected,
So I can be re-elected;
Give 'em access, just as long as they pay.
And to the corporate crooks 
Who keep cooking up the books;
We make sure we look the other way.
The laws are theirs to break,
Long as I still get my take.
My war chest keeps on growin' each day.

And I've been takin' care of Business... every day.
Takin' care of Business, that's my way.
I've been takin' care of Business...it's so fine.
Takin' care of Business... don't pay overtime.
Don't pay!

(instrumental riff)

It's more lucrative than fishin' as the top politician.
I dole out favors and collect the dues.
Cutting taxes on estates, dividends and upper rates;
Not my problem that the working folks lose.
The environment I'll spoil, in the interest of Big Oil,
Or Mining, Lumber, Gas, to name a few.
And my friends are much too greedy to respect Kyoto's Treaty.
Just what's the problem with CO2?

And I've been takin' care of Business....every day.
Takin' care of Business... Kenneth Lay.
I've been takin' care of Business.... it's so fine.
Takin' care of Business... go ahead and mine!

(Spoken during instrumental break:)
I take care... of Big Business... every day...every way...

I get up every morning and ignore the global warming;
Head out to the Oval Office, start my day.
I keep my donors all protected, so I can be re-elected;
Give 'em access, just as long as they pay.
And to the corporate crooks who keep cooking up the books;
We make sure we look the other way.
The laws are theirs to break, long as I still get my take.
My war chest keeps on growin' each day.

And I've been takin' care of Business... every day.
Takin' care of Business... as long as they pay,
I've been takin' care of Business... yes, indeed.
Takin' care of Business... give 'em what they need.

(drum break)

Takin' care of Business...
Takin' care of Business...
Takin' care of Business...
Takin' care of Business...
Takin' care of Business, every day...
Takin' care of Business, that's my way...
Takin' care of Business, it's so fine...
Takin' care of Business, don't pay overtime...

Takin' care of Business...
Takin' care of Business...
I've been takin' care of Business...
I've been takin' care of Business...
Takin' care of Business...
Takin' care of Business...
I've been takin' care of Business...
I've been takin' care of Business....

(repeat and fade)


Here is an alternate version of this parody: Welfare For Big Business
More Guest Song Parodies by Dimpled Chad
More parodies from the Dubya Song Book


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