The World Is Taunting John Fund

The World Is Taunting John Fund
Another Holier-Than-Thou Republican's hypocrisy exposed: Wall Street Journal editorialist John Fund, famous for his anti-Clinton polemics, was recently arrested for assaulting ex-girl friend Morgan Pillsbury, with whom he had a secret affair years after dating her mother.
(Sung to the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper)

(instrumental intro)

On morals, he was real uptight.
Wrote columns sayin' Clinton didn't live his life right.
We now hear his credibility's none.
The world is taunting John Fund...
The world is taunting John Fund.

His fist stings in the middle of a fight.
His girl friend tells him, "Get the hell out of my life!"
What's that we hear?
Morgan's mom was number one?
The world is taunting John Fund...
The world is taunting John...

John Fund & Morgan Pillsbury

His scandal really haunts...
John Fund.
All his right wing fans are stunned.
The world is taunting John Fund...
The world is taunting John Fund.

Made his break from Melinda's girl.
Wants to hide away from the rest of the world.
This hypocrite is one whose talking is done.
The world is taunting John Fund...
The world is taunting John...

This scandal really haunts...
John Fund
All his right wing fans are stunned
The world is taunting John Fund...
The world is taunting John Fund.

It's taunting John Fund...
It's taunting John Fund...
It's taunting John Fund...
It's taunting John Fund...

(repeat and fade)

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