That Guy
(Sung to the tune of "American Pie, Part I" by Don McLean)
Guest song parody by Aaron Jacobson
(instrumental intro)
 
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
When election fraud was not okay.
I now know if the GOP
Is in danger of losing the presidency,
That they'd make sure they won it, anyway.
The ballots, they were double-sided,
The colored folks were not invited.
The Democrats weren't plannin'
To cast votes for Buchanan.
I can't remember if I cried,
When the votes for Gore were cast aside,
The people's wishes were denied.
The day they chose that guy.
 
And we were singin'
My, my, look this pResident's high!
The way his drilling is a-killing, soon more species will die.
The CO2 is ripping holes in the sky,
If there's global warming, we will all fry!
If there's global warming, we will all fry!
 
And did you hear the Florida Court?
They said Bush was being a spoil sport.
Votes should count no matter who they're for.
And do you believe in hanging chads?
Those Florida people vote so bad.
Why can't you teach them how to vote, for Gore?
Well they know that Al Gore really won,
But they couldn't call the election done.
Oh the victory wasn't sealed,
To the Supreme Court they appealed!
They said that it would take them one more day,
To decide if voters could have their say,
But Dubya won through that delay.
The day they chose that guy.
 
And now we're singin'
My, my, look, this pResident's high.
The way his drilling is a-killing soon more species will die.
The CO2 is ripping holes in the sky,
If there's global warming, we will all fry.
If there's global warming, we will all fry.

Here is an alternate version of this parody by Skisics Surus, The Day The Vote Was Swiped
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