The Bomber

The Bomber
Attorney General Ashcroft is now taking public flak for his hysterical handling of the arrest of the accused "dirty bomber" suspect, Jose Padilla
(Sung to the tune of "La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens)

(instrumental intro)

As sung by Ashcroft:

I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.

Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm.

Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped him cold...

I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.

(instrumental interlude)

I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber
Name Jose Padilla - I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terra.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.

Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber...

(repeat and fade)

Here's another version of this song parody: Dubya's Gonna Bomb Ya
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