They're Crappy Together

They're Crappy Together
(Sung to the tune of "Happy Together" by The Turtles)

(instrumental intro)

Cheney and W., these two
Both think if we don't stay and fight
Those on the Right,
Big Business can just run amok.
Dick and Bush Lite:
So crappy together.

They have both fu**ed up.
They're in a bind.
While on their watch,
More sleaze and scandals we still find.
World.com and Enron bankruptcy,
And corporate crime.
So crappy together.

Shrub is sleazy and an unqualified boob;
He's one dull knife.
Leans on Cheney; tells us big lies,
Wants to do just what he likes.

Loathe these two, such lunacy.
We have to vote them out and end plutocracy.
Before these fascist fools can end democracy.
So crappy together.

Shrub is sleazy and an unqualified boob;
He's one dull knife.
Leans on Cheney; tells us big lies,
Wants to do just what he likes.

Loathe these two, such lunacy.
We have to vote them out and end plutocracy.
Before these fascist fools can end democracy.
So crappy together.
Bush, on Cheney's tether....
So crappy together...
Shrub's brain, full of feathers...

Shrub is sleazy and an unqualified boob;
He's one dull knife.
Leans on Cheney; tells us big lies,
Wants to do just what he likes.

Duh-buh, Duh-buh-ya,
We hate Dubya Bush, and Big Time Dick.
Duh-buh, Duh-buh-ya,
We hate Dubya Bush, and Big Time Dick.

(repeat last verse and fade)

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