Things Are Screwed For Shrub
(Sung to the tune of "The Things We Do For Love" by 10cc)

(instrumental intro)

Iraq's been broke apart; blood in the Tigris River.
Iraq bombed full of holes; Bush foreign policy.
We'll pay his debts, but Bush will pay the price,
'Cause things are screwed for Shrub.
('Cause things are screwed for Shrub).

Goes on vacation; avoids problems without answer.
Bush polling numbers in this land now make him groan.
Bad polls returned; troops in Iraq pinned down,
'Cause things are screwed for Shrub.
('Cause things are screwed for Shrub).

The Bushies talk insane, as they show
Shrub's got nowhere to go,
While revealing that this charlatan is lying.
And they're cooking up new "answers" with their lies.
Think Bush will give his cake up?
Not without a regime shake up....
Coup... installed the W.
Coup... gave him his way...
Coup... with right wing calling: "Want it all!"

(instrumental break)

They're dumb;  no wise men in the Bush Administration;
Just greed, unfettered greed, with pedigree to start.
'Cause after all, the Shrub won't compromise,
'Cause things are screwed for Shrub
('Cause things are screwed for Shrub).

The Bushies talk insane, as they show
Shrub's got nowhere to go,
While revealing that this charlatan is lying.
And they're cooking up new "answers" with their lies.
Think Bush will give his cake up?
Not without a regime shake up....
Coup... installed the W.
Coup... gave him his way...
Coup... with right wing calling: "Want it all!"

They're dumb;  no wise men in the Bush Administration;
Just greed, unfettered greed, with pedigree to start.
'Cause after all, the Shrub won't compromise,
'Cause things are screwed for Shrub.
('Cause things are screwed for Shrub).
'Cause things are screwed for Shrub.
('Cause things are screwed for Shrub).
'Cause things are screwed for Shrub.
('Cause things are screwed for Shrub).



Here's an alternate Rush Limbaugh version: The Things They Do For Rush
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