Try, But He's Feeble
(Sung to the tune of "Fly Like An Eagle" by The Steve Miller Band)

(instrumental intro)

Tick-tock-tick...Doo-doo-doo-doo, tick-tock-tick
Tick-tock-tick...Doo-doo-doo-doo, tick-tock-tick

Bush keeps on tripping, tripping, tripping...
He has no future...
Bush keeps on tripping, tripping, tripping,
He has no future

He wants to try, but he's feeble, we agree
Try, but he's feeble
Can't debate with Gore, you see
He wants to try, but he's feeble, we agree
Try, but he's feeble
Can't debate with Gore, you see

In Texas, babies
Don't get enough to eat
And there are children
Living in the street
And there's...
There's the pollution!

He wants to try, but he's feeble, we agree
Try, but he's feeble
Can't debate with Gore, you see
He wants to try, but he's feeble, we agree
Try, but he's feeble
Can't debate with Gore, you see

Bush keeps on tripping, tripping, tripping...
He has no future...
Bush keeps on tripping, tripping, tripping,
He has no future
Bush keeps on tripping, tripping, tripping...
He has no future...
Bush keeps on tripping, tripping, tripping,
He has no future

Duh, Dubya....
Duh, Dubya....
Duh, Dubya....
Duh, Dubya....
Duh, Dubya....
Duh, Dubya....
Duh, Dubya....
Duh, Dubya....

He wants to try, but he's feeble, we agree
Try, but he's feeble
Can't debate with Gore, you see
He wants to try, but he's feeble, we agree
Try, but he's feeble
Can't debate with Gore, you see

(instrumental break)

Tick-tock-tick...Doo-doo-doo-doo, tick-tock-tick
Tick-tock-tick...Doo-doo-doo-doo, tick-tock-tick
Tick-tock-tick...Doo-doo-doo-doo, tick-tock-tick
Tick-tock-tick...Doo-doo-doo-doo, tick-tock-tick

Bush keeps on tripping, tripping, tripping...
He has no future...
Bush keeps on tripping, tripping, tripping,
He has no future...



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