Unlearned Pretender
(Sung to the tune of "Return to Sender" by Elvis Presley)

(short intro)

The vote-getter with the most can
Win and lead the pack
But vote thieves without warning
Can stop you if you're black
We know what Bush is...

(Chorus:)
Unlearned pretender
Impresses none
No one's dumber
Gore still won
Bush has no morals
His mind is slack
The Right's not sorry
The Supreme Court installed this hack

The ballots should go in a lockbox
In a democracy
Our nation should be mourning
The right wing coup we see
We know what Bush is...

Unlearned pretender
Impresses none
No one's dumber
Gore still won
Bush has no morals
His mind is slack
The Right's not sorry
The Supreme Court installed this hack

The Shrub's taken it upon himself
To say that he rules this land
We're going to look back on Election Day
See Bush's crooked hand
We know what Bush is...

Unlearned pretender
Impresses none
No one's dumber
Gore still won
Bush has no morals
His mind is slack
The Right's not sorry
The Supreme Court installed this hack


Here is another version of this song parody: Right Wing Agenda
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