W.'s Trying To Attack Al Gore
(Sung to the tune of "Lookin' Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival )


(instrumental intro)

He'll lose states like Illinois,
"Screw the poor," says Rich Boy
Shrub will burn down, put the rest to the torch
Legislation gets in, Guv'nor Bush is wingin'
W.'s trying to attack Al Gore

The oil giants made deals
Now they're doin' cartwheels
Thanks to Bush's Pappy, competition will be gone
To the Right Wing he is owing; knows not where he's going,
W.'s trying to attack Al Gore

Party of the Elephants all want to rule this land
Won't they take a ride and leave this town soon?
W's...
A bumbling politician, but he's no magician
W.'s trying to attack Al Gore.

A bumbling politician, but he's no magician
W.'s trying to attack Al Gore.

(Instrumental break)

Party of the Elephants all want to rule this land
Won't they take a ride and leave this town soon?
W's...
About to find tomorrow
He will lose with sorrow
W.'s trying to attack Al Gore.

(Instrumental break)

He'll lose states like Illinois,
"Screw the poor," says Rich Boy
Hear the happy teachers chant, "Dubya, be gone!"

(slowed down)

About to find tomorrow
He will lose with sorrow
W.'s trying to attack Al Gore

(final instrumental finish)


Copyright © 2000 by W. Tong

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