Warnin'
(Sung to the tune of "Mornin' " by Al Jarreau)
By Alvin Dover & Wm. K. Tong


(instrumental intro)

Warnin'!  Mr. W.
Mournin' how we have been screwed.
Mournin' all the rights you slew.
Did I tell you that everything's not grand...
In our land.

Warnin'!  Mr. Flim Flam Man.
You're far right Republican.
Bush Baby's new monarchy, and
Need I tell you that everything's not grand...
In our land.

Excuse me if I say:
Is this the USA?
The ballots we had cast,
Supreme Court threw away.

(instrumental break)

Warnin' about EnronGate.
This scandal may decide your fate
Your team spins to "set it straight."
You were fakin' but now you are quakin,'
You'll find...
No peace of mind.

Screwing the poor,
Through war, you'd dare to steal... our rights.
Your face reveals... you're proud.
Your hired shills... won't have to pay our bills.
Financial scam, press will not slam;
Eats from your hand.
You royal disgrace, you clod!

(instrumental break)

Excuse me if I say:
Is this the USA?
The ballots we had cast,
Supreme Court threw away.

Warnin'!  Mr. W.
Mournin' how we have been screwed.
Mournin' all the rights you slew.
Did I tell you that everything's not grand...
In our land.

So, won't you fess up to last year's coup?
So, won't you fess up to rights you slew?
Fu**ed up, Mr. W?
You planned... to rob our land.

Stingin you...
Warnin'! Mr. W.
Mournin' how we have been screwed
Mournin' all the rights he slew.
Did I tell you that everything's not grand...
In our land.

Yeah!


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