Dan... Watermelon Man

Dan... Watermelon Man
Dedicated to Dan Burton (R-IN) who fired pistols at watermelons to prove "Clinton murders"
(Sung to the tune of "Watermelon Man" by Mongo Santamaria)

(instrumental intro)

Dan... Watermelon Man.
Dan... Watermelon Man.
He's obsessed with proving guilt of Clinton.
Shooting watermelons, he is hintin'
That he "got his man."
Watermelon Man.

Dan... Watermelon Man.
Dan... Watermelon Man.
What a looney, drunken with his power.
Making up new charges by the hour.
Kick him in the can!
Watermelon Man.

Dan... Watermelon Man.
Dan... Watermelon Man.
He's the Taliban from Indiana.
Tryin' to scream at Castro in Havana
Right wing Taliban.
Watermelon Man.

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