Way To Go, "W."
(Sung to the tune of "Hello, Mary Lou" by Rick Nelson) 
Got past him in a funny way
Geography got in the way
To Shrub, foreign affairs are such a bore
Now, he's not one who gets around
But his campaign could run aground
He swears he's never heard those names before

Chorus:
Way to go, "W."
Blow your part
Hey, "W." just doesn't have a clue
We know, "W."
Ain't so smart
We know "W." is not very smart

"Read my lips" said his Dad's voice
For President, we'll make our choice
News sources want to hear what Shrub will say
Will Shrub last 'til Election Night?
Or outlast his convention fight?
As he stumbles and he bumbles on the way...

Chorus:
Way to go, W.
Blow your part
Hey, W. just doesn't have a clue
We know, W.
Ain't so smart
We know W. is not very smart!


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