Weight
Gain
Weight gain, weight gain, happened so fast.
Weight gain, weight gain, happened so fast.
Please don't tell, I've gained ten pounds,
And you won't know what diet I'm on.
What I do dread is bein' a slave
To those bad times - food I crave.
Bags-of-bones: though they're fed, they're sleek.
Envy them all, 'cause my will is weak.
I'm no cyborg, for I must sleep.
Wake up hungry, must eat cheap.
Order root beer with Number Nine,
And feed hunger, all fat-fried.
