The Wizard (Ode to Alan Greenspan)

The Wizard (Ode to Alan Greenspan)
(Sung to the tune of "The Wizard" by Black Sabbath)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Sell-off morning, clouds in the sky,
Without warning the wizard talks buy,
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell,
Stocks rising to the closing bell

Dow Jones balking,
Just keeps talking,
Causing his magic

Profit warnings now appear
Traders worry when the wizard is near
He turns fears into joy,
Ev'ryone's happy when the wizard talks buy

Dow Jones balking,
Just keeps talking,
Spreadin' his magic

Rates declining; clouds have gone by,
All the traders give a happy sigh,
Markets now buy, follow his sign,
Left all the traders feeling so fine

Stops their spawking,
Just keeps talking,
Spreadin' his magic