You Can't Get No Tax Reduction

You Can't Get No Tax Reduction
After running up a record budget deficit fueled by massive tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans, Dubya wants $87 billion dollars to rebuild Iraq, a country that he destroyed to steal their oil
(Sung to the tune of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones)

As sung by Dubya to American tax payers:

(instrumental intro)

You can't get no tax reduction.
You can't get no tax reduction.
You know why? You know why?
You know why? You know why?
You can't get no... you can't get no...

I'm survivin' as the czar,
'Cause of Rush and right wing radio.
While we're sellin' you war, more war,
Based on some useless information,
For rich friends of my administration.
You can't get no... oh, no, no, no...
Pay, pay, pay!
Do what I say!

You can't get no tax reduction.
You can't get no tax reduction.
You know why? You know why?
You know why? You know why?
You can't get no... you can't get no...

When you watch me on TV:
Got no plan, unless Rove tells me.
I'm right! Stop irking me!
Got a plan for Iran, 'cause it's our next stroke!
Yeah, their oil means ecstasy!

You can't get no tax reduction.
You can't get no tax reduction.
You know why? You know why?
You know why? You know why?
You can't get no... you can't get no...

What I'm hidin' from the world
Makes the people hiss, and my polls fall flat.
I'm just tryin' to fake the world.
Rove says, "Bush Baby, better attack later next week,
'Cause you can't afford to just look weak."
You can't get no... oh, no, no, no...
Pay, pay, pay!
Do what I say!

You can't get no, you can't get no,
You can't get no tax reduction.
No tax reduction, no tax reduction, no tax reduction...

Alternate versions of this song parody:
Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction
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