(instrumental intro) Would you live on... Yucca Mountain? Nuclear waste is gonna be shipped there soon. Nuke waste a-plenty... in Yucca Mountain. You must be drinking if you're moving there too soon. So don't move there too soon. People screamed it wasn't fair, But Bush's friends don't care That Dick Cheney's boss was bad. They discover that they've been had.

Would you live on... Yucca Mountain?
Nuclear waste is gonna be shipped there soon.
Nuke waste a-plenty... in Yucca Mountain.
You must be drinking if you're moving there too soon.
So don't move there too soon.

Dubya went that extra mile
Just to make his cronies smile.
Though he gave his word for votes,
It's on industry he dotes.

Would you live on... Yucca Mountain?
Nuclear waste is gonna be shipped there soon.
Nuke waste a-plenty... in Yucca Mountain.
You must be drinking if you're moving there too soon.
So don't move there too soon.

It's an emperor's robe Bush wears.
To Nevada, says: "Who cares?"
Nevada voters now regret
Tons of nuke waste they will get.

Would you live on... Yucca Mountain?
Nuclear waste is gonna be shipped there soon.
Nuke waste a-plenty... in Yucca Mountain.
You must be drinking if you're moving there too soon.
So don't move there too soon.

No state wants to be the home
Of a buried nuke waste dome.
Double-crossed them on the deal.
Poisoned ground water won't heal.

Would you live on... Yucca Mountain?
Nuclear waste is gonna be shipped there soon.
Nuke waste a-plenty... in Yucca Mountain.
You must be drinking if you're moving there too soon.
So don't move there too soon.

Copyright © 2002 by W. Tong

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